Author Archives: melissabanczak

About melissabanczak

I'm cold. Always. I'm currently on the Treasure Coast of sunny Florida and I'm still freezing. Happily, I'm driving distance to rollar coasters in the Orlando area, so that makes up for any shivers. When I'm not writing, my husband and I run half marathons. Slowly. My first novel, How to Sex Your Snake, is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo and iTunes.

Meet Fabulous me in person!

In the Tampa Area? I’ll be signing copies of How to Sex Your Snake at the Tampa Indie Author Book Convention July 14th and 15th. If you’d like free tickets, you can get them until June 30th by clicking here. … Continue reading

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Hanging with Web show Interview

Watch me slouch. And talk about snakes. Here’s an interview I did on the Hangin’ with Web show. (yeah, they spelled my name wrong but they were really nice folks) Enjoy and Write on, Melissa

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“A monkey stole my bra”

I wrote this as I waited for Herman’s Hermits to start. (Epcot Garden Rocks Series) This month has been crazy and fast. Took mom to Key West for her birthday. Got photos with the clothing optional bar sign at Garden … Continue reading

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Song Suggestions Please!

La La La La La La La Do I look happy in that photo? Yeah, I know I look like crap but do I look happy? Because I am! That’s me leaving the hospital after my cochlear implant surgery back … Continue reading

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I ran a Marathon cause I’m lazy

Catching Up It’s been a crazy few months since I last posted. I’m working on two new books (one is just over a third done), I’m creating a playable novel (more on that later), I just finished a short Prequel for … Continue reading

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Crocodile hunting

Have a cow Last week, we hit the Everglades National Park on our way back from Key West. No, that’s not a deformed Croc. It’s a manatee (aka sea cow) drinking fresh water that was dripping from a drainage pipe into the … Continue reading

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Free Summer Reads plus Crappy Video

(As usual, I suck at cell phone videos) Yesterday, I wrote about our recent trip down to Key West. New book research, mojitos and the Hemingway 5K. You can read about that last part here. (and see more videos shot the … Continue reading

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Key West 5k

Just got back from Key West and the Hemingway 5k. It’s an evening run, start time 7:30pm. That’s me with my race shirt. And this is the temperature. Kinda of. It was actually 89 degrees, feels like 89 thousand. I … Continue reading

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Disneyworld’s Pandora

We finally had a chance to run up to Disneyworld to check out the new Pandora land in Animal Kingdom. The word amazing doesn’t do it justice. It’s a huge area, with winding paths, bizarre vegetation, tiny banshees to buy … Continue reading

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Win a signed copy of How to Sex Your Snake

Goodreads Book Giveaway How to Sex Your Snake by Melissa Banczak Giveaway ends June 13, 2017. See the giveaway details at Goodreads. Enter Giveaway   Are you a member of Goodreads? If not, you should be. I’m giving away some … Continue reading

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